Here’s a fresh batch of dad jokes:

  1. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?

    • They don’t have the guts.

  2. I only know a few jokes about umbrellas.

    • But they usually go over people’s heads.

  3. Did you hear about the guy who stole a calendar?

    • He got 12 months.

  4. I used to hate facial hair…

    • But then it grew on me.

  5. Why did the man fall down the well?

    • Because he couldn’t see that well!

  6. I’m really good at my job at the orange juice factory.

    • I just have to concentrate.

  7. Want to hear a joke about paper?

    • Never mind, it’s tearable.

  8. What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

    • Dung.

  9. How does a penguin build its house?

    • Igloos it together!

  10. Why did the man put his money in the blender?

    • He wanted to make some dough!

  11. What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house?

    • The living room.

  12. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

    • She seemed surprised!